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I'm going where the sun keeps shining, through the pouring rain.
Going where the weather suits my clothes.
Banking off of the northeast winds, sailing on a summer breeze
And skipping over the ocean like a stone.
Henry Nilsson


A Dash of Panic with a Side of Spritz
WHO hands over their entire financial lifeline over... in Italy... the pickpocket capital of Europe... to a complete stranger? WHILE I'M STANDING ON THE ROAD DRINKING!!!
Me.
Apparently, me.
I spent the next ten minutes berating myself for committing what might (potentially) be the stupidest mistake of my entire travel career.
Rookie move. Classic me.

Joanna
Oct 27, 20258 min read


Rome in the Rearview, Florence Ahead
I was beyond ecstatic to see the Florence Duomo once again. Anyone who’s ever talked to me about travel knows that the Duomo in Florence is one of my all-time favourite places in the world. In fact, I call it one of my “Nessun Dormas.”
It fills me with such overwhelming joy and awe that I feel like Pavarotti should appear in the background, belting out the triumphant final chorus of Nessun Dorma. The power of that music perfectly captures what I feel when I see places like t

Joanna
Oct 25, 20258 min read


Last Supper in Rome... Literally
I caught sight of the pastry counter and motioned to the server that I’d like to take a closer look. You’d think I’d asked to inspect their cash register. He gave me a haughty once-over, then sharply informed me I wasn’t allowed past the second step.
Oh...
Ok.
It felt so unnecessarily cold… completely dismissive. Even the lady inside, behind the counter, could do nothing but glare at me.
So… I left.
Unmistakenly banished... again.

Joanna
Oct 25, 20254 min read


A Birthday Pilgrimage Gone Wrong
Today was my birthday. I really hadn’t thought the day through when I decided to book tickets to the Vatican. At the time, it seemed like a perfectly reasonable birthday activity. Right? What better thing to do on one's birthday than to go into the most churchiest of churches out there... whilst in the midst of intense jetlag? Now, anyone who’s read my blogs knows how I feel about churches... especially Catholic churches. They annoy me to no end. Why? Because they parade “ s

Joanna
Oct 23, 20259 min read


My Roly-Poly-Olie & Jet Leg
The 'travelling pro' side of me failed miserably as soon as I reached Termini, one of Rome's main station terminals. When the airporter train arrived, it was time for me to navigate the dreaded Metro. I did consider walking... as it was only 34 minutes to my hotel... but, as I might have mentioned previously, I was too shattered, sticky, and snappy to manage that.

Joanna
Oct 22, 20256 min read


Almost Cancelled...
Well… It’s that time again. I’m off. Packed, passport ready, and currently on the train en route to YVR. This one feels a little different, though. Not even a little. A whole lot. First off... I’m poor. Well, if we're being honest... I’m always poor, but this time I’m poor without the usual credit buffer I tend to lean on when I wander abroad. Long story. Banks suck. Actually, I suck — and that’s why the banks suck. But yeah… long story. The summer didn’t pan out on the sid

Joanna
Oct 20, 20253 min read


Cardbordeaux & Adieu
So… we’re all probably wondering… what happened with the key? Nothing yet. No angry emails, no surprise invoices. I think this should be...

Joanna
Feb 16, 20252 min read


The Whiny Wino
Whenever I mentioned I was going to Bordeaux, the response was almost automatic… “You must visit the Cité du Vin!” The what? Apparently,...

Joanna
Feb 16, 20258 min read


Uncorked and Unlocked
In my last post, I talked about what I really love ( and don’t love ) about Paris… but really, what I should have done was sum it all up...

Joanna
Feb 15, 20256 min read


Oui, mais Non
I caught the train from Soissons to Paris on Sunday morning, with Matthew. He was a sweetheart and stayed with me as I navigated the...

Joanna
Feb 15, 202510 min read


Mutha Tongue
When we returned the rental car, everything was, of course , perfect. Gas tank full / clean / no damage. I signed the return invoice,...

Joanna
Feb 14, 20257 min read


Medieval Vibes
I know I blether on and on and on about the cold, but it’s a major contributing factor into why I leave Canada in the winter. Sure,...

Joanna
Feb 9, 20256 min read


Be Our Guest
We did manage to eventually escape Colmar in our vehicle… but not until later on in the afternoon. Unfortunately, the weather wasn’t as...

Joanna
Feb 7, 20257 min read


Stepping into a Storybook
I spent a couple of nights in Longueval with ZC and Anna… catching up, enjoying delicious Raclette and wine… and preparing for our...

Joanna
Feb 7, 20257 min read


Platform 68
So I left Middelburg… I was pretty sad to say goodbye to Tom and Merel, especially after reconnecting after all this time. 25 years is a...

Joanna
Feb 6, 20256 min read


Windmills
I flew into Rotterdam from London for one reason… and one reason only; to reconnect with a couple of old friends, Tom and Merel. I hadn’t...

Joanna
Jan 29, 202510 min read


A Bit of a Faff
My flight out of Amman was strangely empty. There were no more than thirty people on board. Honestly, I’m surprised it even flew. Maybe...

Joanna
Jan 25, 20255 min read


Bizarro World
*this first part is a mere regurgitation of the end of my previous blog… because I had added it in last minute… and found Sue’s comment...

Joanna
Jan 23, 202515 min read


Freedom
“ At this point in my life I am positive some people were put on this earth to test my alcohol tolerance level. ” Saw that. Loved it. Had...

Joanna
Jan 22, 202515 min read


The Lowest Point
As we made our way up to the iconic Kerak Castle, the journey took us up, up, up… through a maze of incredibly windy roads. By the time...

Joanna
Jan 21, 20258 min read


Who needs Manners?
Wadi Rum is locally known as the Valley of the Moon… and 720 square kilometres of stunning desert landscape. It’s a fully protected area...

Joanna
Jan 18, 202511 min read


Bring on the Booze
So… I must mention before I dive into this blog… the other day, we pulled into a roadside station for a gas fill and a toilet stop. While...

Joanna
Jan 18, 202513 min read


Birders Stick Together
For the second night in a row, we headed back to the ‘ government-appointed ’ campsite. Yes, it was the exact same place we’d camped at...

Joanna
Jan 17, 20258 min read


Al-’Ula
If traveling long hours on the truck wasn’t bad enough, imagine adding in Mr. Meat watching his Trump brainwashing power rally reels… or...

Joanna
Jan 15, 202511 min read
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