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I'm going where the sun keeps shining, through the pouring rain.
Going where the weather suits my clothes.
Banking off of the northeast winds, sailing on a summer breeze
And skipping over the ocean like a stone.
Henry Nilsson
Cave Goat, BBQ Frog, Ear Bug & No Monkey
Another tour today... have to cram it all in, right? It's like my social outlet... my traveling bar... the way to meet people from day to...
Joanna
Nov 9, 201811 min read
Y ' Unnastan?
So my first full day in Hoi An... and I had booked a tour to go to My Son in the afternoon. Pronounced Me-Sen... not My Son... as our...
Joanna
Nov 8, 20189 min read
Ranked 2nd...
As everyone knows from my previous posts, I left Phu Quoc and made my way to Da Nang / Hoi An... with a slight mission complete in Ho Chi...
Joanna
Nov 7, 20187 min read
Operation Bikini Body
You bring the bikinis... I'll bring the dong.. Sounds very creepy... but this is my life right now. The entire procedure of swapping all...
Joanna
Nov 7, 20183 min read
Human Kebab
When I got back from my day on the hog... I thought it might be a good idea to Lather myself in sunscreen. Jump in the pool to soothe the...
Joanna
Nov 6, 201812 min read
Just a Girl and her Bike
Located in the Gulf of Thailand, I had read that Phú Quốc was known as the pearl of Vietnam. Its white sand beaches, palm-lined coast...
Joanna
Nov 5, 201812 min read
Cutie Blue Scootie & the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny
Ahhh... my sweet little resort. So pretty... yet so incredibly odd. I woke up a few times in the night to turn off loud, annoying random...
Joanna
Nov 5, 201810 min read
Not so Amazing Race
Where to begin? Before I start... I have to say how HAPPY I am that I ventured out for a beer before embarking on the next leg of my...
Joanna
Nov 4, 20189 min read
Lady With Flower
Prepare yourselves. This is BIG. I'm going to tell you what happened to me today. I went and saw a famous landmark in Ho Chi Minh City....
Joanna
Nov 3, 20183 min read
Conquer This
I conquered one of my Southeast Asia phobias both last night and today...!! Before I go any further, I have to explain because, of...
Joanna
Nov 2, 20188 min read
Unicorn
I'm actually quite eager to write about my adventures today. Not because they were particularly thrilling, so to speak... don't get me...
Joanna
Nov 1, 20188 min read
Ok, We Go! Jo Chi Minh City
First day in Vietnam... let the walking, the sore & blistered feet and the jet lag begin! Today I explored... I have to admit, from the...
Joanna
Oct 31, 201811 min read
No Facebook / No Passport
OMG... today... What a hellish adventure. From now on, when I decide to do something like this, please just talk me out of it and make...
Joanna
Oct 30, 20185 min read
Meltdowns, Wine, Window Seats, Robots & Shrimp
As happens on most… actually, scrap that… and start over… As happens on ALL of my adventures… I usually do something (maybe quite a lot...
Joanna
Oct 29, 20185 min read
Why Vietnam?
Honestly... this is both a tough and an easy question. When people ask me "Why Vietnam?," a bunch of fabricated, yet well thought-out...
Joanna
Oct 28, 20182 min read
And then this Little Piggy went home...
I had to say Goodbye to Ecuador. It was really tough. I was thinking of staying longer, exhausting my entire bank account .. and then...
Joanna
Feb 9, 20183 min read
Hurry Up & Wait
I have had to endure the unfortunate experience of having to check out of my boutique luxury retreat... Goodbye comfortable bed......
Joanna
Feb 8, 20185 min read
The Right Kind of Donkey
For my second to final day in Quito, I had booked a full day tour to the beautiful Quilotoa Volcano. Here was what I was told to expect;...
Joanna
Feb 7, 20188 min read
Prohibition & Rain
I'm just going to start off and tell everyone exactly what is going on right here and right now... because no one is going to believe it....
Joanna
Feb 6, 20183 min read
Baby Jesus
I left Canoa very early yesterday morning... big flight to catch! Thanks be to Baby Jesus that I opted out of taking the local bus... I...
Joanna
Feb 6, 20185 min read
Right on the Fuckin Beach
Yesterday I left my little dirt hill haven in Puerto Lopez and began my day's journey to Canoa. I have to admit, I struggled a little...
Joanna
Feb 4, 20184 min read
Not a Plate in Sight
Yesterday, while enjoying my complimentary breakfast by the pool, I met a really nice American couple from Reno, Nevada. They were...
Joanna
Feb 3, 20188 min read
Puerto Pissy Pants
I was Miss Pissy Pants yesterday. NOT all day… but most of the day. Please remember how hungry I was… it wasn’t a conscious diet-effort...
Joanna
Feb 2, 20188 min read
Ayangue & a Little Hungry Too
There I was in beautiful, and eerily quiet, Ayangue. When I arrived on Sunday, the place was seriously hopping with people and beach...
Joanna
Feb 1, 20185 min read
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